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[akapeanut]

Oookay, I know I can overdo the drinks sometimes, but what the hell is this? I swear I was just going into Der Waffle Haus, you know, like usual? And then I’m in this…house? And who gave me this piece of shit? I don’t really need a blackberry, thanks, my job’s not really…like that.

Anyway, if there’s like, uh, some way to send out a distress signal on this…thing. S.O.S., random ass building showed up and I can’t seem to find my way home. Send help. Fuck.

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[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good luck getting back to whatever place you came from.

You're not going anywhere. You're in Wonderland.

[video forever]

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Uh, come again?

[video forever]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Okay, so this place you're in? It's called Wonderland.

Don't try leaving because there's no way out. Food's free here, and so is the stuff you can get from the closets. Just walk in one thinking about whatever it is you want, and boom.

There's a queen who runs the show here. Never seen her though.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Wait. No. Fuck no. I read that book, Wonderland was not like that. It was all...growing and shrinking and talking dodos and shit.

[She's not sounding as confident as she could, mostly because she just appeared here and that's...never happened before.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we all know this isn't like the book.



But it's still called Wonderland, and like it or not, you're stuck here with the rest of us.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck would I be in Wonderland? That doesn't even begin to make any sense...

[Unless this is her afterlife's way of trapping her in the books she read instead of socializing? What a stupid kind of hell that would be.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would any of us be here, except that the stupid queen dropped us all in and won't let us leave?

We're all stuck here, okay? It's not just you.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

[Don't call her babe, Puck's narration. B|]

Okay, fine. So we're all...you know...dead?

[Just saying that as casually as possible.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Dead? Hell no.

What kinda question is that, anyway?

[Video forever maybe]

[jacksurapples.livejournal.com]

Sorry ta break this to ya, sugar cube, but ya ain't even in the same world anymore.

[video forever]

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

[.......Blink.]

Uhhh...

[That is...a horse. That is talking to her. It called her sugar cube.]

[jacksurapples.livejournal.com]

Somethin' the matter?

[....]

Oh, I reckon ya probably don't know what ta call me! The name's Applejack. Nice ta meet ya!

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's...really not the problem.

[She just. Gapes. For a while.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

More new people?

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

If by "new" you mean "dazed and confused", then yeah. I'm fucking new.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. Welcome to the party. It's like those parties thrown by a loser, and the loser's parents are going around offering you cups of punch with fruit floating in it. Then they suggest you play truth or dare and they'll take pictures of their baby's first big party.

In other words: it sucks.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay. So it's...hell in a cheesy mansion. Fine. What do we do here other than complain about it, Maria?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Narrowing her eyes at you for that. :|]

Not much, Bland Blonde Girl number thirteen. The closets will give you almost anything you want, the kitchen does the same. Any time you get at all happy about your life here, something stupid will happen and you'll turn into a fish or have to fight off vampires or something.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

I maybe blonde, but I'm not fucking stupid. Also, bland? Excuse me?

[She sticks her lips out.] Look at how puffy these lips are! They are pouty.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Because that's the important part.]

I've seen poutier.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Whatever. They're plenty pouty and that's enough to make me not bland.

[Of course it is. >:|]

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[newitgirl.livejournal.com]

Well, you're not in the Der Waffle Haus anymore, and it's not a house. It's a mansion.

And, not a blackberry. It's a communicator. Welcome to Wonderland.

[video forever]

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I got that. And whatever, communicator, blackberry, frigging smoke signals. Who gives a shit? That doesn't explain why I ended up here.

[video forever]

[newitgirl.livejournal.com]

You don't need to bite my head off.

If you want to know why, you're asking the wrong group of people.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Then who should I talk to?