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Oookay, I know I can overdo the drinks sometimes, but what the hell is this? I swear I was just going into Der Waffle Haus, you know, like usual? And then I’m in this…house? And who gave me this piece of shit? I don’t really need a blackberry, thanks, my job’s not really…like that.
Anyway, if there’s like, uh, some way to send out a distress signal on this…thing. S.O.S., random ass building showed up and I can’t seem to find my way home. Send help. Fuck.
Anyway, if there’s like, uh, some way to send out a distress signal on this…thing. S.O.S., random ass building showed up and I can’t seem to find my way home. Send help. Fuck.

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Noticed anything about the mirrors? Well, if you haven't, you will. There's people in them... they don't do much, but I guess they come out sometimes.
If there's stuff you need to get, like food or other things, the kitchen's got you covered, and you can get pretty much anything else you want from the closets. Just walk in one, think about what you want, and boom.
Found a room yet?
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Uh...no, I haven't. Do I have to sign a lease or something?
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[Shut up, George.]
I guess I'll go...try to find a place now.