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[akapeanut]

Oookay, I know I can overdo the drinks sometimes, but what the hell is this? I swear I was just going into Der Waffle Haus, you know, like usual? And then I’m in this…house? And who gave me this piece of shit? I don’t really need a blackberry, thanks, my job’s not really…like that.

Anyway, if there’s like, uh, some way to send out a distress signal on this…thing. S.O.S., random ass building showed up and I can’t seem to find my way home. Send help. Fuck.

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[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Narrowing her eyes at you for that. :|]

Not much, Bland Blonde Girl number thirteen. The closets will give you almost anything you want, the kitchen does the same. Any time you get at all happy about your life here, something stupid will happen and you'll turn into a fish or have to fight off vampires or something.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

I maybe blonde, but I'm not fucking stupid. Also, bland? Excuse me?

[She sticks her lips out.] Look at how puffy these lips are! They are pouty.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Because that's the important part.]

I've seen poutier.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Whatever. They're plenty pouty and that's enough to make me not bland.

[Of course it is. >:|]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but it's not. If there were more girls here, no one would even notice you, probably.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Well, excuse me, little miss insecure. Why do you even care?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

I'm just keeping it real, new girl. Besides, you're the one obsessing over my calling you bland instead of all the other stuff I said. That's not my problem.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

[Shit. She's got a point.]

Well...whatever, you seemed intent on picking on my personal appearance. Girl has to stand up for herself.

[Yup. That's it.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you have...some backbone, then. I guess. [Le shrug.]

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

So that's your message, then? This place sucks and you're ugly?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Aww. I never said that. I said bland, remember? [She's so helpful!]

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Thanks for clarifying.

Was that all you wanted to say to me?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Ponder ponder ponder...]

Yeah, pretty much.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'll just go back to assuming I'm dead and/or crazy.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

You might be. Plenty of people are both those things.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

"Plenty"? So not...everyone?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[...]

What? No not everyone. I'm neither of those things, thanks.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Hey, no shame in being dead.

[She hopes that doesn't come off like she's speaking form experience.]

Anyway, how can you be sure? Not as if there's much of a way to test it, right?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...Uh, yeah there is. I mean, I guess not here since if you die, you come back.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

I was angling more at the fact that if this is heaven, how would we know, and if we're just crazy, again, how would we know?

Coming back from the dead isn't exactly making me feel any less crazy and/or dead, sister.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

I meant there's totally shame in it. In the real world, anyway. Who the hell wants to be dead?

Anyway, if this was heaven, I think I'd rather go to hell. Did you miss how I said it sucks?

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

It can't be all bad, right? I mean...at least you're "alive".

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Shruggg. Why is she even still talking to this chick?]

Even the place isn't trying to kill us, it's mostly just boring, I guess. You have to find whatever to entertain yourself, because it's not like you can just escape to a mall or theater or whatever.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[Hmm...]

Yeah, that totally fucking sucks.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

God, these things would be so much easier if they'd just agree with me at the start...