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[akapeanut]

Oookay, I know I can overdo the drinks sometimes, but what the hell is this? I swear I was just going into Der Waffle Haus, you know, like usual? And then I’m in this…house? And who gave me this piece of shit? I don’t really need a blackberry, thanks, my job’s not really…like that.

Anyway, if there’s like, uh, some way to send out a distress signal on this…thing. S.O.S., random ass building showed up and I can’t seem to find my way home. Send help. Fuck.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

[Don't call her babe, Puck's narration. B|]

Okay, fine. So we're all...you know...dead?

[Just saying that as casually as possible.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Dead? Hell no.

What kinda question is that, anyway?

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

It-- I don't know, what would you think? Suddenly showing up someplace and you don't remember getting there, and there's...magic shit going on...

I mean, seriously, you didn't think of that?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Uh, no, I didn't. Want to know why? Because I think I'd know if I died.

Besides, if I did croak before coming here, you'd think I'd remember if some crazy shit happened. Which I don't.



Why are you so convinced you're dead, anyway? Besides the stuff you just said.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Uh-- no reason. Guess I've just got a...flair for the macabre.

[Oh God, if one of the reapers could hear her now...]

Anyway. Whatever, I'm just going to...take your word on this shit. Not like I can do much else.

You know, you never gave me your name.

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Like one of those goth people or something?



Yeah. That's what most people who've been dropped here are doing. And anyway, this place doesn't suck so bad once you get past the whole being stuck thing.

It's Puck.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. Sure.

I'm George. You've been here a while, then?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

A week, or two weeks... something like that.

Anyone fill you in on this place yet? Besides it being Wonderland and everything.

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.] No, not really.

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Noticed anything about the mirrors? Well, if you haven't, you will. There's people in them... they don't do much, but I guess they come out sometimes.



If there's stuff you need to get, like food or other things, the kitchen's got you covered, and you can get pretty much anything else you want from the closets. Just walk in one, think about what you want, and boom.



Found a room yet?

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

[She blinks, a little taken aback. Sure, she's seen and done some weird shit since the day she died, but this is just...wow.]

Uh...no, I haven't. Do I have to sign a lease or something?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Nope. Just walk in whatever room you want, and the rest pretty much takes care of itself. Easy, huh?

[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Uh...yeah! Not that I've done anything like that before, but, uhhh.

[Shut up, George.]

I guess I'll go...try to find a place now.