Fifth

[akapeanut]

[Considering the whole non-permanence of death thing, not to mention the closets, George isn't too worried about her track record with pets. And after all, she kept her frog for a long time! Like, two years!

It might be that overconfidence that made fate decide to fuck with her, though.]

Hey. Uh, if anybody finds a yellowish-orangeish frog about [She gestures.] this big? That's, uh, mine. So if you can just put him in a box or something, I'll come get him.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

I don't physically rub my eyes on...

You know what, I don't really want to think about that.

Anyway.

You know what I mean.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

[Oh God, she doesn't even.]

Okay, first, frogs are pets, not children. Second, I'd be a mother, not a father.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

He's a frog.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

I don't have to. Because he's a frog.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

So you're going to own him?

Like some sort of pet?

Hm.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'll keep that in mind. Trolls are into bestiality.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can't exactly judge what you guys do.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

If you wanna kiss a frog, I can't stop you. I'm sure it's true love.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Yep. Stick him in your pants, do whatever you want.

[SO CASUAL.]

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, how old are you?

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

[...]

Liar.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

You can't be six.

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[akapeanut.livejournal.com]

Be...

Because you're not six.